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Penn gets VIP treatment after having his crotch touched by security guard

From Penn of Penn and Teller The supervisor says to the cop, ‘He’s free to go. We have no problem, you don’t have to be here." Which shows me that the Feds are afraid of local. This is really cool. She says, "We have no trouble and he doesn’t want to miss his flight." I [...]

The joke that is airport security in the United States

From The Atlantic back in 2008 If I were a terrorist, and I’m not, but if I were a terrorist—a frosty, tough-like-Chuck-Norris terrorist, say a C-title jihadist with Hezbollah or, more likely, a donkey-work operative with the Judean People’s Front—I would not do what I did in the bathroom of the Minneapolis–St. Paul International Airport, [...]