This is one of the best bits that The Onion has ever done. Amazing.
â€œTim has exhibited over and over again that he can find the ground on a quick slant, fly route, button hook, Hail Mary, or screen pass,â€ Cavanaugh said. â€œTebow just has that soft touch. He can toss a beautiful fade and precisely deliver the ball right to the ground in the corner of the end zone.â€
â€œSometimes heâ€™s doing it almost to a fault,â€ Cavanaugh continued, â€œimmediately flinging it to the ground when itâ€™s not even his first or second option.â€
After a meeting with Jets offensive coordinator Tony Sparano, Tebow has reportedly been focused on spreading the ball around more and has developed other favorite targets, including Gatorade coolers, Dâ€™Brickashaw Fergusonâ€™s back, the bench, the pylons, a laundry bin filled with towels, and the teamâ€™s golf cart.