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The Kitchen Ninja

A couple of weeks ago I wandered through the kitchen and saw this standing over the oven.  The cooks introduced me to their new staff member, the Kitchen Ninja.  While he worked out well in the kitchen and became a valued member of their team, the combination of being plastic and working with ovens wasn’t a great fit.

The Kitchen Ninja

Since it is a hard job market for aging mutant ninja turtles, the cooks suggested he work part time in Residential Services.  Being only 10 inches tall has some employment drawbacks but he has done a good job in fighting other neighborhood ninjas but his wage demands are low (just some pizzas once in a while).