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It literally can’t get any worse

I don’t blog much about work but I thought you would like this.

My boss is a genuine long term New England Patriots fan.  His wife is a Pittsburgh Steelers fan who hates the Patriots.  I think that is awesome.   They are genuine fans.  I don’t know how their marriage survived some of those playoff games.

A sad Tom  BradySo being a Broncos fan, you know how classy and graceful I would have been when the Broncos beat the Tom Brady led Patriots twice and won the Super Bowl.  Well I may have posted a photo of Tom Brady sitting on the turf near tears on the bulletin board.  Just like that one to the left.  See I can’t even help myself now.  It wasn’t always classy.  As a true fan, he accepted the mockery that his team was beaten by a team with a noodle armed QB.

Then this came out.  The Broncos have the worst QB situation in the NFL.

The Broncos have the worst QB situation in the NFL.

That Sanchez may actually lose a training camp battle to Trevor Siemian tells you everything you need to know about his ability. The Broncos will not ask much from whomever they elect to start come Week 1: Just don’t turn the ball over too much and complete some simple play-action passes. But even that may be too much for Sanchez, who, even at an advanced age, is just a mess in the pocket, melting down at the first sign of pressure. And, unlike his predecessor Peyton Manning, Sanchez offers very little in the way of pre-snap adjustments.

When Denver signed him, friends phoned up and were like, “How are you and Mark handling this?”  It was like this was sports news that was sooooo bad, it actually provoked some people I know to think, “I should phone up Jordon to see how he is handling this.”

Then you read the rest of the reviews and it’s like Mark Sanchez stole the writers girlfriend while at USC, they are all pretty fair.  Sanchez is just that bad. 

Guess who is number 1?  Yeah, some dude from New England.

I read this and thought, “It’s going to be a long season at work.”  Note that I said it wasn’t going to be a long day or week but a long NFL season at work.

I was left with a ethical work related dilemma.  Do I show Glen this or just pretend it didn’t happen ignore the reality that Mark Sanchez is the Broncos QB.  Maybe he wouldn’t realize how bad Mark Sanchez was.  Yeah right.  That whole AFC East thing.

When I showed the article to Mark, who is also a Broncos fan, he goes, “Bad couple of months at work ahead.”

So I emailed my boss with the subject like, “I’ll just get this out there” and sent him the link.  He didn’t even read the entire list.  Seeing the Broncos at the bottom of the QB pile was enough joy for him.   If I was him, I would have just read it slowly and savored the list of horrible QBs that were listed as better than Mark Sanchez.

As Mark and I talked, we realized that there is only one way to get through this.  That is go online and purchase this life sized replica of the Vince Lombardi Trophy and carry it around work wherever I go.  If I am writing, I have it beside me.  If I am in a meeting, it’s there with me as well.  I even take it to the washroom or for lunch.  Then whenever I am mocked for whatever Sanchez has buttfumbled this week, I say, “I’m sorry, I am just admiring my teams Super Bowl 50 trophy” and move on to the next topic.

Replica Super Bowl 50 Trophy

Wendy wasn’t enthused at me spending almost $600 on this so it looks like a long season of mocking is ahead.  Mark Sanchez, it literally can’t get any worse.

Update: Here is some feedback from friends.

  • Dominant defenses generally slip the next season.  There is little chance that Mark Sanchez could become Trent Dilfer.  Partly because no one thinks that Sanchez is even as good as Trent Dilfer.
  • There is some hope that Paxton Lynch could become a great QB but this year?  It’s unlikely that he becomes the next Ben Roeslisberger and ride a dominant defense and running game to a 15-1 record.  Also, that ended with a loss to the Tom Brady lead Patriots.
  • My favorite comment was “even if you do buy the trophy, Sanchez would just fumble it”.
  • Some Detroit Lions fans out there have told me that if they could win the Super Bowl, they would take Mark Sanchez and all of the mocking from Patriots fans in the world.  So context is everything. 
  • I actually hoped the Broncos were able to draft Sanchez out of USC back in the Josh McDaniels era.  Instead they drafted Tim Tebow.  At least Sanchez is still back in the league.  Well maybe that isn’t a good thing.

Now I will honor the Rules for being a Sports Fan.  If there is anything left sacred in the world of sports, it is these rules.  The main one is that I can’t complain for five years since the Broncos won a championship.  So no Mark Sanchez complaining from me.  None at all.

Mayor of Glendale, host of the Super Bowl, doesn’t get a ticket to attend Super Bowl

From the New York Times

Jerry Weiers lives less than two miles from University of Phoenix Stadium, where the New England Patriots will play the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl on Sunday. Weiers also happens to be the mayor of Glendale.

Yet as politicians, chief executives and tens of thousands of well-heeled fans rub shoulders that day in the stadium in Glendale, a western suburb of Phoenix, he plans to watch the game on television in his living room, because he has not been offered a ticket.

“It was on my bucket list, but it’s not going to happen,” Weiers said. “If I had my druthers, I’d rather be in the stadium. I’ve had people say that if I was a team player, I might have gone to the game. But I’m a team player for my city.”

Weiers is not shy about making that point, so he is not surprised that he was snubbed. Critics have called Weiers ungrateful because the Pro Bowl and the Super Bowl will draw thousands of visitors to his city, and some of them will visit restaurants and hotels there. Glendale will also receive lots of free advertising during game broadcasts, though a vast majority of people visiting Arizona for the Super Bowl will visit the city only on game day.

James Cassella, the mayor of East Rutherford, N.J., was also criticized after he complained last year that his borough had been overlooked even as the Super Bowl was played at MetLife Stadium there.

But the friction in Glendale is acute because the city has a reputation for betting big on sports — and paying a price for it. In the last decade, the city spent hundreds of millions of dollars to build a hockey arena for the Coyotes and a spring training complex for the Chicago White Sox and the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The hope was that the facilities would prompt residential and commercial development. But when the recession hit in 2008, the Coyotes went bankrupt, the mall next to the arena foundered, and the city was overwhelmed by its debt payments and was forced to slash public services.

“The city of Glendale is the poster child for what can go wrong” when a city invests heavily in sports, said Kevin McCarthy, the president of the Arizona Tax Research Association. “You don’t want to be building stadiums and not be able to hire police officers.”

Glendale is by no means the first city to have sports facilities turn into albatrosses. Cincinnati and Miami, to name just two, built stadiums for wealthy owners in deals that backfired.

But the scale of spending in the city of 230,000 residents is unique. According to Moody’s Investors Service, Glendale’s debt is equal to 4.9 percent of its tax base, nearly four times the national median and twice the average rate for cities in Arizona. More than 40 percent of the city’s debt is dedicated to paying off sports complexes.

What the NFL does to Super Bowl host cities is a crime.  NFL owners want to host a big party and the taxpayers pay for it.  It is insane.

As for his Super Bowl ticket?

Whether that attitude gets Weiers invited is another question. Cassella, the East Rutherford mayor, said that after stories surfaced that he, too, had been unable to get a Super Bowl ticket, Jim Irsay, the owner of the Indianapolis Colts, invited him as his guest. John Mara, an owner of the Giants, sent him a parking pass.

Best Conversation of Super Bowl Week

This conversation between Caterina Fake and her taxi driver is priceless and a much read about how she probably isn’t going to be watching the Super Bowl

Oddly enough despite being a passionate NFL fan, I probably won’t watch the game either.  My problem is that I start to care about the NFL draft on Monday and I go strong all through the off-season and keep it up until about week 15 of the NFL season before I burn out.  By the time the Super Bowl week hits, I can’t handle anymore football which means I only pay a passing interest in the game itself unless Denver is in it.  In other words, I’ll be back caring about football on Monday.

The best Super Bowl bet ever

Everyone knows governors and mayors make bets all of the time over the outcome of playoff games and championships.  It usually involves the loser wearing the winning jersey and a gift exchanged to another city but this bet is between two art galleries.

The Indianapolis Museum of Art and the New Orleans Museum of Art have a Super Bowl bet…the loser loans a significant piece of art to the winner for three months. The directors of the two museums trash talked back and forth via email and Twitter before agreeing on the paintings to be loaned.

Kyle Orton will do fine…

For those of us who are trying to tell ourselves that things in Denver will be fine without Jay Cutler and Josh McDaniels will be great, here is are some stats to think about.

  • Super Bowl wins for Mike Shanahan without John Elway: 0.
  • Super Bowl wins for Chuck Noll without Terry Bradshaw: 0.
  • Super Bowl wins for George Seifert without Steve Young or Joe Montana: 0.
  • Super Bowl wins for Jimmy Johnson without Troy Aikman: 0.
  • Super Bowl wins for Tom Landry without Roger Staubach: 0.
  • Championships for Paul Brown without Otto Graham: 0.
  • Super Bowl wins for Tony Dungy without Peyton Manning: 0.
  • Super Bowl wins for Bill Belichick without Tom Brady: 0.

Don Shula seemed to be the exception who proved the rule although in Miami, they did not have a RB or much of  a defense.   Not a lot of Super Bowl titles are won with the Trent Dilfers of the world.