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I’m middle aged and worn out

Today was my first day back at work.  I lasted four hours before I had to come home.   Not a good start.  After a nap and a lot of pain killers, I found this video by Louis CK about what happens when you turn 40.

I eat deadlines for breakfast

What does the future bring?

2011 is going to be great Next year we’ll see location-aware applications roll out into every aspect of our lives—it’s believed that the average U.S. citizen will own at least four different devices helping them work out whether they’re here, there, or five minutes away by next summer, reducing the likelihood of feeling lost by [...]

Christmas Gift Ideas

The number one thing being search for on the site is Christmas gift ideas so I though I would repost the links to the Christmas gift guides here as everyone is in the rush to get things online and delivered before Christmas Eve.  Hopefully you can find what you are looking for in the links [...]

Bear Shot Near Restaurant in Regina

That bear never should have messed with me.

Postal Rate Increase

"The Post Office announced that the price of a stamp is going up to 44 cents. This is getting out of control. Yeah. If there were just some other way to send written messages that were free and a million times faster. If you guys think of something, e-mail me." Jimmy Fallon

Flying 101 for disgraced CEOs

jetBlue has a website to help fallen CEOs travel without a private jet.  I am glad someone is there to help those in dire need.

20 Things That Have Happened Since The Chicago Cubs Last Won The World Series

Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose. TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose. Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays. [...]

Remember for the Holidays

Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.

2008 Christmas Buying Guide for Men

One of the secrets of the house is that I do all of the Christmas shopping.  Wendy sees it as a task to endure, I see it as a work of art.  We know who gets the better Christmas gifts around here.  At the same time I keep hearing for people that they don’t know [...]

The Full Cast

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Wendy and I at home

From the New Yorker

Whatever happened to Pac-Man?

via Technorati Tags: Pac-Man,Atari

Is 4 a.m. the new midnight?

Kyle Martin IM’d me and while we were chatting, asked me what the video was that was shown to kick of Soularize.  I had no idea but after looking and looking I finally found it.  So what did I find? “The slam poet/tech artist/paper sculptor Rives does eight minutes of lyrical origami, folding history into [...]

That Sunday morning feeling

Wendy and I have actually had this conversation.