The supervisor says to the cop, ‘He’s free to go. We have no problem, you don’t have to be here." Which shows me that the Feds are afraid of local. This is really cool. She says, "We have no trouble and he doesn’t want to miss his flight."
I say, "I can take an early morning flight or a private jet. " The cop says, "If I have a citizen who is saying he was assaulted, you can’t just send me away."
I tell the cop the story, in a very funny way. The cop, the voice of sanity says, "What’s wrong with you people? You can’t just grab a guy’s crank without his permission." I tell him that my genitals weren’t grabbed and the cop says, "I don’t care, you can’t do that to people. That’s assault and battery in my book."
The supervisor says that they’ll take care of the security guy. The cop says, "I’m not leaving until Penn tells me to. Now do you want to fill out all the paper work and show up in court, because I’ll be right there beside you."
The supervisor says it’s an internal matter, and they’ll take care of it. "If you want to pursue this, we’re going to have to go through the electronic evidence."
I say, "You mean videotape? Yeah, go get it."
She says, "Well, it’ll take a long time, and you don’t want to miss your flight. We have no problem with you, you’re free to go."
The cop says, "Your guy grabbed his crank. That ain’t right."