Back from the dead

This morning my boss one-upped my story about Maggi.  A relative’s dog ran out onto a highway in Newfoundland and was hit by both a car and a dog and was killed by the double blow.  He picked his dog up and put him in the back of the truck to be buried later.  His daughter was understandably devastated.  While driving home, he looked in the rear view window and what did he see but his “dead” dog standing up and wagging away.  The dog must have been knocked cold but it survived the collision and was fine except for one thing.  It’s tail no longer wagged from side to side but rather wagged in a circle.  That dog is even tougher than Maggi.