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A rather bitter obituary

This is from the real obituary of a Dolores Aguilar in the Times-Herald of Napa/Sonoma. “Dolores had no real hobbies,” it reads, “made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life.” Not surprisingly, there will no service (or prayers, or closure).  According to the SFist, it is legit.

4 Comments

  1. daniel says:

    WOW. What a legacy, right?!

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  3. Rosydot says:

    If people were brutually honest, I bet we would see a lot more obituaries like that. Most obits are cookie cutters regardless.

  4. Dick Groot says:

    hmmm… sounds like the words of a victim to me. I am so glad I do not have that kind of anger bottled up in me. :-)

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