This is from the real obituary of a Dolores Aguilar in the Times-Herald of Napa/Sonoma. “Dolores had no real hobbies,” it reads, “made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life.” Not surprisingly, there will no service (or prayers, or closure). According to the SFist, it is legit.





























WOW. What a legacy, right?!
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If people were brutually honest, I bet we would see a lot more obituaries like that. Most obits are cookie cutters regardless.
hmmm… sounds like the words of a victim to me. I am so glad I do not have that kind of anger bottled up in me.