That's it, I've had enough!

I love Saskatchewan (not enough to retire here) but it isn't a bad place to live, except during the next couple of weeks when the caterpillar come down from eating all of Saskatoon's trees. We didn't band our trees last year (got too busy) and we are paying for it now. They are so noisy you can hear them eat, then the worm waste is all over the deck and cars, then finally their silk webs come down and as you walk underneath any of the thousands of maple and elm trees, they drop on you. It is a regular occurance to be shopping and see a stranger point our a caterpillar to you as it crawls on your shoulders. It is so gross. About another two weeks and it is done till next year. I can't wait.